Friday, November 6, 2009

Don't Be A SSDD

"Shame Shit, Different Day".

Sometimes we meet people we don't like. Like, *really, really* don't like. You know the type of people that make us roll our eyes? Every time we meet them, all they do is talk shit and lambung themselves to the moon, every conversation starts with things based on career, money, name and fame. But it's all about them. And when somebody else talks about another successful person, this bitch rolls her eyes and shows like "She ain't got nuthin on me" type of expression on her face, when nobody is comparing her to this other person we're talking about. And you're caught in the middle, looking at this shitface over here, and friendly-person over there, who is trying to make a conversation. I know "friendly person" was just creating general topic to cut off that stupid bitch's story about herself. It's like we both really wanna slap that bitch in the face and say "Chill the fuckout you wanna play the game you get in the ring and play the game. Not jack shit off duty okay?" And every time you meet this person you keep a smiling face, you maintain a good relationship with everyone. But this crock of horseshit is really annoying you. But you keep on putting on a smiling face when deep in your heart you just wanna shove horseshit in her mouth. When she wants to come and talk to you, you pray to God and say, "I hope she's alright when one-on-one" but nope, she relates everything to herself and it's really difficult to talk to a person like that. Because you're talking about something else and she says, "Ohhh, akuuu... aku tak macam ni. Aku takde nya buat macam sundal ni.." *dengan muka bagus*. And you just smile and continue trying to try and keep to the subject because this aint about you or her, it's about something else. And you try and keep the peace when you're actually annoyed by this piece of ugly artwork because she's so bitter and too competitive (or whatever, you just know it when you meet this type). But you can't do that because you have to maintain the relationship. So in the name of peace, love and harmony, it is you who is keeping the peace. And you tell yourself "If I was my real self, like how I am outside there in the real world, dah lama pukimak ni kena ngan aku."


Now everytime I look at her, all I do is laugh before I say anything. That leaves her in a wonder maybe. Who cares. I can't help myself anymore. She will stare at me laughing, and now she calls me "Pompan Gila". Hahaha. If only you knew it's your face everybody's laughing at. The more annoying the more badut orang tu jadi. Just another day with "Shame Shit, Different Day". That's what it is. Aku gelakkan nasib badan aku nak mengadap ko, dan aku gelakkan kejadian ko juga. Kesian kat kita semua.


Ko lumba lah ngan diri ko sendiri. Aku lumba ngan Marco Simoncelli je. :P

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Zaman Jahiliah : Tahap Menengah Rendah

Title quoted from Biqque. I think that is one of the most HILARIOUS tajuk ever. And that is exactly what I felt of myself during those years. Dah sekolah menengah ni, tapi mentality cam gampang tahap rendah gila. Hahahahaha. Time tu buat semua benda ikut suka hati sendiriiii je. Pikir nak sedap hati sendiriii je. Naik turun bas pun kerja nak maki makiii je. Gaduhhh je dengan sapa-sapa yang ada. Orang tolak sikit masa nak naik bas, kerja nak makiii je. Hahahahaha. Dah tu, mmg gaduh la dalam bas tu. Perang "Yo Momma" lebih kurang. (alaa gaduh mulut je. sapa paling laser. gaduh ngan stranger. WTF) Lebih kurang macam gaduh "Yo Momma" la kan. I fire you, you fire me, I piss off, I try top your fire, you try top mine back, haaa macam main "Yo Momma" la. Yo Momma so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the teeth. Yo Momma so fat she sits on two timezones. Macam tu la. Lawan-lawan sampai dah tiba ke destinasi. Tekan loceng, turun. Lepas tu rasa bengang sorang-sorang jalan kaki balik rumah. Kena pulak, darah masih panas, rasa macam dunia tak memahamiii je. Sampai rumah pasang lagu kuat-kuat! Hahahah. Teenage Angst! Adoi bila fikir balik. Sekarang ni haram apa pun tanak buat. Cakap ngan member pun malas. Dulu terlebih peramah. Ramah bergaduh! Fwaaaaahhhh. Macam bagos! Pastu dah nak SPM ni, tapi otak fikir Airporttt je. Kotarayaaa je. So what happened? Skip school. Pegi jugak. Bila polis tahan sebab pakai baju sekolah dalam game arcade, marah-marahhh je. Padahal sendiri bongok! Tukar la baju dulu kan? Gali kubur pastu masuk dalam kubur sendiri. Just like picture above. In my head I want to do stunt as great as that. But in real life, I get a broken face. Now old already, so afraid of so many things lah. (padahal baru haritu turun tangga pakai basikal. nasib tak tergolek) Nak baca lagi cerita bodoh perangai Tahap Menengah Rendah? Wait arrr, I finish my work first. Kekekkekeeke. Of course cerita-cerita 18SX tidak akan di reveal. Padahal belum 18. Baru 16. HA HA HA.

And you all know this story will be left hanging. Aku memang, suka janji kosong je. Cakap banyak. Buatnya tak.

*Penah tulis love letter utk 4U2C. Now THAT is another type of JAHIL I went through. Also danced infront of the TV with my sister. Rekod video 4U2C, hafal step rap group. Cayalah.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Dio Bò Che Bello!

Vale's "What If I Never Tried". Jorge's "My Story So Far", and Marco's "Dio Bò Che Bello" which means GOOD GOD, HOW WONDERFUL.




For me, if I don't know who are the three, I'll go for Crazy Titled Book. I'm sure there are lots of crazy stuff in there. I prefer anything funny. And of course I have the hots for him but let's just say we put a paper bag over his head okay? Haahahhaha. And yep, sure does have lots of looneys :

"The book is full of humourous ancedotes from Simoncelli’s childhood, to his crazy life in and out of the paddock, the delusions and the victories of a World Champion." - twowheelsblog.com

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Ambitions Are True?

Let's see what have I become after all these years. When I was a little girl, I wanted to become a doctor. I got older, I wanted to become an architect pulak. Then I got a little older, I dreamed of becoming a supermodel (BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA). Then it was a bit of engineer here, a bit of mechanic there, doesn't matter, you know... a bit of here and there, everywhere.

Now all I want is to make it out alive. Oh my Godddd~

una Infinitas. Abominatio Nascitur Autumno. hic est tuum temptamen quod temptat tua potentia, viginti tres gradus ad summam potestatem .

Hmm.. Hmmm.. *browsing through my own movie list*

Right now I can't sleep, so I'm browsing through my set of movie's I have. So all I see is hmm... documentary, documentary, documentary lagi.... lagi documentary... oh wait! Ada chick flick. Ohhh ada romantic comedy also. Oh, documentary lagi. Documentary. Ooohhh ada classic movie! Real old skool. Documentary lagi. Documentary. Kenapa tetiba ada skate video's dalam ni? Documentary lagi, dan lagi, dan lagi... wahhh ada citer gay Mysterious Skin (very nice movie by the way). Aaaa documentary some more. Metalocalypse. Documentary. MotoGP, MotoGP, MotoGP, documentary... lagi, lagi, lagi. Perils of Gwendoline? What is this thing doing in here? Documentary lagi. OOo-er Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Nice. Documentary some more. Adoiii. Wow ada citer Jangan Tegur. Hmmm check some more.... Adehh documentary lagi. Ya rabbiii.... aper lerrr... Macam-macam documentary ngarut aku simpan. Tapi ada 2 kartun Bugs Bunny best. Hehehe. Concert, concert, concert, documentaryyyyyyyy urghhhhh....


Last-last pilih The City or The Hills gak.

Memang suka drama drama draaaamaaaaa. Kekekeke.

Anyway, anyone heard of lamebook.com? Kalau belum, you should go in there. Hilarious. facebook version lame. Hahahhahahaa. Here's an example and another one..
 
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